Curse

arsie · Apr 02, 2008, 02:38 AM // 02:38

Typical, Paragons did not even get a joke buff.

Sora267 · Apr 02, 2008, 02:41 AM // 02:41

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Originally Posted by arsie

Typical, Paragons did not even get a joke buff.

Yes they did. Their base armor was raised from 80 to 100.

chessyang · Apr 02, 2008, 02:54 AM // 02:54

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a number of tasks.

LOLz....

123456

Sjeng · Apr 02, 2008, 05:32 AM // 05:32

God, I freaked when I saw the Prot Spirit nerf, the exhaustion rit nerfs and the minion casting nerf... then I read about being able to go back to pre-searing... *phew*

Tanned Hide Polygons xD lol

Scary · Apr 02, 2008, 06:04 AM // 06:04

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Loremaster Ermenred in Lion's Arch will now allow characters to travel back to Pre-Searing Ascalon after they've successfully performed a number of tasks

Wel. atleast we know they read the forums....
Who knows ...Maybe the gonna do mre than reading...
AFTER the joke is over

Pleikki · Apr 02, 2008, 06:12 AM // 06:12

Nice joke idd

sevendash · Apr 02, 2008, 06:21 AM // 06:21

I really didn't read it but skimmed. When I saw the Scythe nerf at the end I freaked but remembered it's still April 1st and reread them and got some awesome laughs at everything. Awesome job with this one!

Hell Raiser · Apr 02, 2008, 06:32 AM // 06:32

Would have been fun if they really did this for a day, then did a rollback.

Proff · Apr 02, 2008, 06:38 AM // 06:38

Elementalist

* No changes.

:'(

N1ghtstalker · Apr 02, 2008, 06:40 AM // 06:40

holy O_O
am i glad it's a joke
i think i was having a heart attack when i saw the new Protective Spirit

Tosha · Apr 02, 2008, 07:51 AM // 07:51

I forgot it was april 1st, so the new update shocked the hell out of me. I actually called a friend to rage, until he asked me what date it was

Then I lold

Macks Mistress · Apr 02, 2008, 07:57 AM // 07:57

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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk

This update, for me, was a good deal more amusing than the stick figures update. I'd actually have preferred if instead of stick figures, they turned us all into Pedobear and made the below-20 characters into young schoolchildren.

I laughed so much. Thank you sir.

JeniM · Apr 02, 2008, 08:53 AM // 08:53

Good update

Deadly Panda · Apr 02, 2008, 08:56 AM // 08:56

I almost believed it. Pity that it isn't true :P

michaelhunter81 · Apr 02, 2008, 12:22 PM // 12:22

Ursan Blessing: reduced recharge to 5 seconds; this skill is no longer PvE-only

anyone else see something wrong with this? O_o

DJCoastal · Apr 02, 2008, 12:23 PM // 12:23

not real, fake. april fools ftw?

Rushin Roulette · Apr 02, 2008, 12:24 PM // 12:24

Yup, I see the date of the "update" and all of the other buffs listed in that "update" to be wrong....

Btw... you get the cookie for the slowest april fools prank of the forums

michaelhunter81 · Apr 02, 2008, 12:25 PM // 12:25

lol ya i just relized it was an update from april 1st. kinda made sence after all the other corney unrealist updates

EmptySkull · Apr 02, 2008, 12:26 PM // 12:26

Funny too since you scored so high on the Guru IQ test.

michaelhunter81 · Apr 02, 2008, 12:26 PM // 12:26

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Originally Posted by Rushin Roulette

Btw... you get the cookie for the slowest april fools prank of the forums

ah i'm sick, drowsey, and just got home from a midnight shift so :P

i'm allowed to be a little slow right now